I would like to offer my services as needed to setup free wireless for everyone on your island. I would also be willing to act as Minister of Dot TV for your people. I will agree to donate my entire first year’s salary to build an island computer school. When I’m not doing the people’s work, I will provide free computer instruction to the island children. This is a genuine heartfelt offer and I sincerely plan to visit this summer so that we can discuss this matter further. Until then, God bless Tuvalu.